I was browsing Etsy on my phone when I came across this baby quilt thing, which looked sort of neat. To be honest, at first I thought it was a quite nice scarf, and wanted it for myself.
On the product page, I learned it’s a (very expensive) newborn cocoon bunting, whatever that means.
Trying to figure it out, I looked a bit closer at the picture.
And was like, “Good lord, what’s with that baby’s hair?”
I flipped through the other photos, and zoomed in, and realized it’s a doll.
And yet: GOOD LORD, WHAT’S WITH THAT DOLL’S HAIR?
Why? How? Where can I get one?